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Shawty Lo Begs America to Co-Sign His Ignorance. The MadMan’s Response To Shawty Lo’s Petition

in today’s GTFOHWTBS news…

UnknownAs we all know, the Oxygen Network decided to cancel the controversial show “All my Babies Mommas” featuring Shawty Lo and ..all his baby mommas.  The show focused on his daily interactions with the 10 women he fathered 11 children with.

So I’m not going to rehash all that.  What I HAVE to bring attention to is Shawty Lo’s ridiculous pleas to have America watch his shenanigans with the dumb ass broads he impregnated.

So let’s pretend this is an interview.  I’ll use his actual quotes from his petition to put his show back on the air and then I’ll respond as if he can hear me…

Shawty Lo :“The show wasn’t about, we finna be fightin’. My show is not about no negative; it’s a positive. But if they wanna see the show, sign a petition.”

The MadMan : Da fucc??? Those dumb broads were fighting in THE TRAILER!!  Also, can you PLEASE speak proper English?  All your double negatives are hurting my brain. There is NOTHING positive about your situation. At all.  But maybe I’m being too harsh.. what is positive about this show?

Shawty Lo: “It’s a sad day in America, when people attempt to reject a father that steps up to the plate, a father who is actively supporting his children & their mothers , not just monetarily but emotionally as well.”

images-1The MadMan : If that’s the case, why base the show around the mothers?  If it’s about the kids, then why didn’t you do a show based around how you take them to school? Take them to Dr.’s appointments?  Comb their hair?  Visit with their teachers?  Attend their milestone events?  What about the fact that you wouldn’t even go to your daughter’s graduation unless your NEW CHICK could go?  OH! that’s GREAT parenting!!! Huh? I can’t hear  you?  I’ll’s because YOU DON’T.  You are just trying to make some money off your bad ass decision making.  That’s what hustlers do, and the sad part is that you would shame your kids to get that paper.  You aren’t a father, you are an opportunist.

Shawty Lo: “Shawty Lo, is in fact a father figure that most young black men today coming from a similar past lifestyle and environment, should mimic in his parental role. With 11 children, which are all clothed, fed, housed and loved in everyway that a parent should love, protect and provide for their child. As well as being a supportive and active partner in the co-parenting of his children with their mothers”.

The MadMan : BAWhHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAA.  *wipes tear* HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA *sniffle* HE HE HE… *deep breath* Ooh Shit! that was a good one…..

Shawty Lo:A man is supposed to take care of his children, and the mother (s), weather it be singular or plural.”

imagesThe MadMan : You are right about that… but the money you give to your bottom bitch to dole out to the rest of the women is NOT being a father or “taking care of needs”.  And it’s “whether” not “weather”… How can I trust you with the kids when you can’t even tell the difference between those 2 words? No one could spell check your petition for you?  Dumb ass….and how did you manage to have all these women reproduce for you? Because… are not hot son.  You are not Denzel, or Boris.. you are dumb as a rock and your face …. well …I’m just saying.

Shawty Lo: “I came to be probably one of the largest drug dealers to come from the Atlanta-Bankhead area, and uh, I started having kids. When the money came, a lot of women came. I wasn’t trying to have babies, but I was talking to these women and, you know, once you feel like a girl was your girlfriend, or whatever, you know, the rubber probably came off. They wouldn’t have an abortion; they would take the money and run with it. Just so they can have a baby by the most poppin-est guy in the streets. So that’s how I had all them kids.”

The MadMan : You are the dumbest negro in captivity.  I’m glad they cancelled your show. Matter of fact you should be forcibly neutered along with the entire female population in Atlanta.

Shawty LoSo here’s the question, would you rather see 11 children struggle with mothers on welfare? Or watch a man support his children? Does it come down to the race card?

The MadMan: No, I don’t want to see ANY of it.  Neither does America and especially BLACK America.  We are tired of seeing the worst of our society be offered up like it’s the best we can do.  And yes …sorry to tell ARE the dirty laundry we are ashamed of.  We watch Black men support their children everyday… that is not something you get a TV show for… it’s what the fuck you are supposed to do!!!  Fuc is wrong with you?

Shawty Lo: Other networks that currently showcase polygamy, promiscuity, and alcoholism, are on the air, with multiple mothers and magnitudes of children. So what’s the difference? Because Shawty Lo is black and a rapper? Shows in comparison such as Sister Wives, show 4 mothers and I can’t even count how many kids, one could make the argument that TLC promotes “polygamy “, one could argue that shows such as “Bad Girls Club” promotes “violence” amongst women, or how about the infamous “Jersey Shore” for 5 seasons we watch young men and women drink til they puke and have a magnitude of sexual whoring behavior, making the argument that MTV promotes “alcoholism and unhealthy sexual behavior” , but the difference is their white! Come on America!

The MadMan: Of course the difference is that their white.  Another difference is that for every “bad” show about white people, you have 4 showing them in a positive light.  YOU are not positive for Black people.  You add to the on-going mental retardation of our people.  And we have had enough of coons like you.  We are mad as hell and we are not gonna take it anymore.  The fact that you would beg us to help you pimp out your kids is some sick shit.  We know you need money… you DON’T have a rap career..and I guess the drug game has dried up for you.  But don’t expect the American public to co-sign your bullshyt, especially Black folk.

images-2If you were really concerned about the welfare of your children, you would have NEVER allowed your family to packaged and marketed in such a demeaning fashion.  I mean really.. all my babies mommas??? You let them do you like that?? It was the image YOU allowed them to put out there about you.

Do you think it would have struck such a negative cord with America if the show was based around you coming to terms with your bad ass decision making?  But no, you enjoy wallowing in your selfish ambition, you love to step and fetch, coon and primp and take pride in the mess you created that we, America will end up having to pay for in the end.  the psychological damage you have already created for these children cannot be measured. Which is why it is necessary for this show NEVER to hit the light of day.  We do not want to be held mutually responsible when one of your little bastards shoot up a school or end up shanking bitches behind alley dumpsters.

Now get the fucc outta my face and take those dumb ass broads with you.

Note: The quotes used for this pseudo interview were taken directly from Shawty Lo’s online petition on  and no, I am not posting the link to it cause I don’t support that bullshit.

THIS JUST IN: Shawty Lo was arrested for “non-payment of child support” … uh… yea Shawty … you were saying?  See full story here

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