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Zombie Apocalyspe? Keep Track of the Zombie Attacks Here

in today’s GTFOHWTBS news….

Something strange is going on.  We are beginning to hear sporadic accounts of people going crazy and eating other people.  Kinda like that movie “The Crazies”.. remember that?..if not…watch it again.

With some help from our friends over at Tumbler, here is a chronological list of “zombie” stories that have popped up in the news lately:

Zombie apocalypse coming soon
7/28/11: Homeless Woman Tries To Eat Baby’s Arm Off After Snatching It from Unsuspecting Mom                                                                       

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami

5/25: Mom Gouges 5 year old Son’s Eyes Out                                                   

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

5/29: Man Stabs Himself and Throws Intestines & Skin At Officers

5/30 : ‘Husband cut off wife’s lips and ate them’

5/31 : Woman Kills her Baby, Eats Part of Her Brain                                          

6/1 : Baltimore Man Murders Roommate, Eats Heart & Brain

6/1 : Gay Adult Star On The Run After Video Taping Murder, Dismemberment & Flesh Eating                                                                                                           

6/8 : Woman Tears The Flesh Off Wig Store Owner’s Arm, Spits Flesh In His Face.

6/21 : Man Attacks and Eats Flesh Of Another Man While Visiting His Children

6/26 : Zombies in Texas? Man Allegedly High on Fake Weed Eats Family Dog

7/3 – Chinese Man Jumps On Hood Of Car and Jumps WOman As She Tries To Flee, Chewing Her Face and Nose Off

7/10 – Naked Man Leaps From Roof, Dents Truck, Urinates On Floor Before Biting A Chunk Out Of Another Man’s Stomach

9/13 – Naked and Bloody Man Gnaws on Woman’s Head

11/6 – New Jersey Man Goes Crazy, Chews off Finger and Swallows It

We will continue to add stories until the epidemic starts or we get bored of it … whichever comes first.

  • Don’t forget the new case, a woman in Boise Idaho. Also I have noticed a majority of these aggressors are African American male, naked. I’m doing some research to see any other connection, if there is any.

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