in today’s “that shyt don’t match news“….
Jesse Jackson’s philandering ways have caught up with him again. This time an ex-staffer, Tommy R. Bennett – who happens to be gay – has accused the Reverend of all kinds of fuckery including:
– being a hoe: telling of the countless women he has had to escort to the good rev’s hotel room for sexual escapades – after which the staffer had the thankless job of “cleaning up after” (read: condom disposal)
–being a name-caller: calling Tommy a “dirty little mutherfucker” after Tommy refused to apply cream to a holy rash between the Rev’s legs. (WTF?)
– showing his Jibby: Tommy claims that he was summoned to the Rev’s room at 1am to “take notes” but when he arrived the Rev was sporting a v-neck and an erection and obviously aroused.
The list goes on and on…but our favorite..this quote from Tommy: “Rev. Jackson stated that he played football and there was a gay high school teacher who took Rev. Jackson under his wings and told him that he needed education to go along with football. Rev. Jackson said, ‘[F]rom that gay teacher, I got a good grade, I got to use his car, I got ten dollars and I got my dick sucked.’ Rev. Jackson said, ‘[T]hat’s not gay, that is surviving.'”
I can’t … I can’t. Tommy (aka “Aruba Tommy ” from the Tom Joyner Morning Show)goes on to call the atmosphere at the Rainbow PUSH Coalition “hypocritical”. No surprise there. We can’t wait to see how this turns out. Will the Rev settle the case or fight it to the death?
Don’t believe the MadMan?…read the full story here. We can’t make this shyt up.