Michael Trias,20 was allegedly in the process of burglarizing a townhouse when he realized the owner was coming home. Trias jumped through a bedroom window as a means of escape. Instead, he found himself entangled in a clothes hamper made from PVC tubing and a netted basket.
The homeowner freed the would-be burglar and held him until police arrived. Trias became the dumbest man in captivity when he was booked into jail on charges of burglary and criminal damage.
Don’t drop the soap.