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Mary Magdalene is in the closet….

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This is not the Mary of Biblical lore.

This mary Magdalene (no relation to Jesus’ homegirl) indeed may need to be cleansed of her seven demons.  This broad was found butt-ass naked in the closet of a 16-year-old boy by his mother.

Take a close look at her picture. Let’s say it again.  The 40 year-old woman pictured was found butt naked in the closet of a 16-year-old boy by his mother.  The boy himself was half-naked which must have raise the mother’s suspicions, and led her straight to the closet where, we are hoping with everything in us, that she then snatched this heifer bald.

Cause ain’t no way ANY 16-year-old boy would find this attractive under any circumstance.  Either she wears one hell of a lace-front or she can suck the brass off a door knob.  Either way, BOTH the Magdalene and the boy admit they have been involved for the past month.

Mary “R Kelly aint got shyt on me” Magdalene Collier is now in jail under a $50k bond.

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