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Brothers Brawl Over Sex at Momma’s House

in today’s “GTFOHWTBS” news…

Bradenton, Florida brothers Shane 33 and Christian Crawford 31 were jailed on February 22 after getting into a brawl over some noisy sex.  

According to the Manatee Sheriff’s office, Christian Crawford became angry when he thought his brother was making too much noise while having sex with his girlfriend.  The confrontation became physical after Christian hurled an ashtray at his brother’s head.  The brothers continued to fight until their mother called the police.

 That’s right, the Crawford boys still live at home with their mother.  

Shane and Christian were booked into Manatee County Jail on charges of battery and probation violation. The bunk beds should make the brothers feel right at home.

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