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Mommy? Why Does Dora Have A Bubble Butt?

"what happened boss? WE sick??

in today’s “that shyt don’t match” news….

at first we were skeptical..but she has that "no they didn't!" look on her face. that look cannot be faked.

So get this. Toys R Us is allegedly peddling hard core porn to kids.  Mother of three, Candice Conner, claims she purchased a Dora video for her kids, but instead got the 17th edition of Bubble Butt Bonanza.  This was found out as they all sat around the TV that evening for a bit of family time.

We hear Candice has her lawyer on speed dial…can u say “come up”?

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